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• Rick and Kathy Hilton fail to score an invite to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party; apparently the invite list has been reduced by 500, probably to accomodate Jamie Foxx's posse. [Page Six]
• The pre-Oscar party at the Roosevelt features every coked-up member of young Hollywood, very few of who are actually speaking to one another. [R&M]
• NB to Eliot Spitzer: You can take our smokes, you can take our dancing, but you will not take away our open bars! [Page Six]
• When a senator gets involved with NASCAR, no good can come of it. [Lowdown]
• And because Friday is Obvious Day, Lindsay Lohan is pictured near a bong. Try not to wet yourself with shock. [Egotastic]