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· Those not regrouping in their bunker while celebrity rags try to cast doubt on the strength of their relationships can huddle at the Echo for Give Up—A Violet Valentine, where Dntel will offer "live songs by sad souls." Your hipster soulmate maybe be sheepishly staring at his battered Chuck Taylors just a few feet away...
· Or if you can ignore the crushing pressure of being single on V-Day and willing to mingle downtown, there's the Not-So-Valentine's Mixer at Broadway Bar.
· And in West Hollywood, Danny Elfman and Tim Burton will celebrate man-on-dead-girl love by signing DVDs of Corpse Bride at Best Buy. We won't impose any weird expectations about booty-chasing on your pure love of stop-motion animation.