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· Tom Ford's Hollywood is giving us the creeps.
· Eat out Paul Walker's wife! Hm...tastes like Spam!
· Harrison Ford gives an up-and-comer a little advice from someone who's been there.
· Tom Sizemore PNPs. A commenter remembers happier times.
· Lee Tamahori: Virtual trannytute.
· Katie: More coffee, more sad.
· Star of The End of the Affair deals with irony of title of movie he starred in.
· Grammys: What the fuck?
· No, seriously, what the fuck?!
· Britney Spears gives Sean Preston his first driving lesson. Then the Sheriff visited.
· The cast of The O.C.'s Sidekicks are sent tumbling to their watery graves.
· Hotdogs Vs. Handbags. Let's meet halfway: Swarovksi crystal-encrusted tubesteak.
· Reese Witherspoon's Witch Mountain-like ESP powers kill a paparazzi.
· Pellicano indictments fly. That P.I., he sure hates Sly!
· Paris Hilton is ordered to stay away from a party promoter.
· "Man, I ain't heard beats thrown down like that since I kicked it with Bob Seger!"