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We're not sure what it says about the state of your love life when you find yourself seeking advice in the form of an 8-part streaming video coaching session from a terrifying Star Jones homunculus, but assuming for a moment things have gotten that desperate, "your AOL love coach" is just a click away. But before you get too impatient, slamming your fists on your keyboard and shouting at your monitor, "Get to the part about how I rope my own man-stallion, already!" Star needs to teach you about what kind of guy you don't want to end up with:

I'd like to start by telling you about this guy I dated before I met my husband. He was wonderful, but he despised sports. He couldn't bear to sit through a single basketball game with me, so I knew I could never marry him. Maybe basketball seems like a trivial reason to give up a guy, but common interests are critical in a lasting relationship.

Luckily for Star, holding out for the next best thing was just what the love doctor ordered. The very next man that came around was none other than husband Al Reynolds, who, while not a huge fan of basketball, is always up for accompanying his wife to a sporting match, so long as the sport falls into the category of figure skating, junior varsity wrestling, or men's pairs synchronized swimming.