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· Brokeback Mania hits the ArcLight! Screenwriters Diana Ossana and Larry McMurtry, the two people who introduced (for better or for worse) the line "I wish I knew how to quit you" into the vernacular and forever altered the landscape of talk/sketch show joke-writing, will do a Q&A following a screening of their soon-to-be Oscar-winning movie.
· Battle Of The VH1 Commentating Stars: The Paul F. Tompkins Show is at Largo; meanwhile, you can catch BWE's Paul Scheer and friends (including Owen Burke and Rob Riggle) go wilding on some unsuspecting MySpace profiles at the UBC Theatre.
· The Spider Club might seem about as punk as Joey Lawrence in a leather jacket, but tonight it hosts a party celebrating Johnny Rotten's birthday, complete with a reading from his autobiography. Wilmer and Nicole are totally gonna rip some shit up.