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Yeah, so today's supposed to be a really depressing day. But, well, we just don't know. We haven't really left the apartment to see if it's bad out there, mostly because it's past 4 PM and we've not yet showered or gotten dressed today. Not that it matters — it's not like anything good is going on out there. We'll just miss a bunch of stupid things with stupid people who just don't understand us. No one will care if we go outside today or not. Nobody cares about anything, and we're all going to die anyhow.

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