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We haven't sat down with the ladies of The View in a while to get their diverse (i.e. pre- and post-menopausal) take on the world. From what we hear, however, they are still fearlessly tackling the big issues head-on. For example, take this reader report of a spirited debate on today's show about the gender-specific incriminating properties of ejaculate:

10:43. I'm watching 'The View' for unknown reasons, and the ladies have a private investigator on. He's selling an eighty dollar kit that allows you to find out if your spouse is cheating on you without hiring his services. He brings in blue gym shorts that were sent to him from a suspecting wife, and he's going to ultraviolet test them on-air to determine if there are bodily fluids. The investigator finds a glowy spot and says, "Now you see that? That's something that really shouldn't be there." Meredith says wait, hey, he can't tell if it's a woman's bodily fluids or a man's, though, and then Star jumps in. Direct quote: "Well there's a huge difference between vaginal and seminal fluid. Seminal fluid I can handle if you're my husband. Vaginal fluid...I got issues."

It's mutual understandings like this one which are really the cornerstone to any solid marriage; the last thing a man needs after returning home in the early morning hours from a marathon "poker night with the guys," is an angry, UV wand-wielding wife, and the ensuing debate over why an innocent card game resulted in him being "caked in manseed."