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Don't get us wrong; we are among the leading practitioners of subway-germ paranoia. (We do not, under any circumstances, allow our hands to touch the subway. Or the turnstile. Or the handrail in the station.)

But, even so, dousing your children with bleach seems an excessive — and likely counterproductive — way of keeping them healthy.

Clorox Disinfects Children [The Spunker]