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· Baby? No, friends. This is no "baby." This is genetic supremacy. Let the master race begin.
· In the annals of celebrity sex tape history, if you'll excuse the expression, Colin Farrell's on again, off again romp rates as somewhat of a letdown, though we'll reach for it over Tom Sizemore's anyday, his great porn name notwithstanding.
· Hey...Wait. Just. A second. If we didn't know any better, we'd say Lindsay Lohan's publicist just pulled a fast one on us. Luckily, there's always a couple mouthy brats to set the record straight. And regardless of whether or not they're right, be prepared for her wrath.
· Will America's #1 Fibber James Frey ever eat lunch in this town again? Probably.
· Now why couldn't Larry Wachowski have written a memoir? Probably because no one would ever have believed it.
· Tom and Katie pay a visit to property hog Ellen DeGeneres' show. Keep those sunglasses on, kids, you don't want any of her harmful Ultra Lesbian rays getting in your eyes!
· When Steven Spielberg isn't threatening War of the Worlds-levels of career annihilation, is he also cribbing from 20-year-old MOWs?
· One bullet, so much Brokeback: Industry watchers consider the possibility of an all-gay cowboy, all-the time production slate, while the thing keeps racking up the awards, even if Utah Jazz owner Larry H. Miller still isn't budging on his immature ban. Don't cry, Skeletor Del Mar. It'll be OK.
· Ritualized humiliation reaches new levels of depravity, as Paramount rescinds CBS employees DVD discount, and E! sends The Style Network kids to Glendale.
· What's the hardest thing about being Mr. Hilary Swank? Don't ask Chad Lowe! He quits!
· An actress makes the mistake of using her lightbulb wattage star power to get preferential treatment on the wrong side of town, causing a Defamer commenter turf war to erupt.
· Ben, think of it as an investment in yourself.
· Jamie Foxx's A Million Little Dollars may be the real thing, but that doesn't make him any less of a douchebag.
· She'll be your fantasy, she's your crackbaby tonight...
· Some lusty, bodice-ripping romance lit action, starring Lady Paris.
· Lionsgate buys a win for its little princess, Crash.
· Hollywood is trying to figure out a more workable way to better distribute additional millions to its above the line millionaires.