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Her New Year's Eve party may have been a washout, but spunky Stacked star Pamela Anderson has picked herself up, wrung out her gigantic fake melons, and jumped right into 2006 with abandon. Her first big project: Hopping back on board the anti-KFC train, and in doing so rendering our heads dizzy with a seemingly infinite combination of bust, breast and spork jokes:

Pamela Anderson is leading a charge to remove a bust of KFC founder Colonel Harland Sanders from the state Capitol.


The actress called the Kentucky native's likeness "a monument to cruelty" to chickens in a statement issued by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, the animal rights group. [...]

In a letter to Fletcher, Anderson detailed alleged abuses of chickens by KFC suppliers. Among her claims, she said workers in a slaughterhouse in West Virginia have been filmed tearing the heads off live birds, spitting tobacco in their eyes, spray-painting their faces and slamming them on the ground.

KFC has responded with their own counter-protest letter, in which they detail abuses heaped by Anderson onto herself, including eyewitness accounts of gigantic silicone orbs being shoved into her sliced open chest, spray tanning her body a most unnatural shade of bronze, and spitting on and/or slamming chicken-limbed companions Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and Stephen Dorff to the ground.