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For anyone looking for the perfect converted-casket coffee table, a slightly bloodstained blender, or who just wants to catch a glimpse of the greatest undead rack of all time, good news: Horror hostess Elvira is having a moving sale, with blowout prices so low, you'll think she's gone batty!

How ironic that 'Elvira' would start this sale on Friday the 13th.

Bidder numbers will be handed out at 8:00am, on both days.

'Elvira' will be selling genuine costumes, shoes, wigs, hats, standees, comic books, collector plates and other one of a kind items such as her Director's chair, from her "Mistress Of The Dark"television show, and scripts from that same show. Plus many more items.

'Elvira's' alter ego, Cassandra Peterson, will also be selling her household items, such as sofas, pottery, books, dishes, kitchen stuff and clothing.

As is typically the case in such things, we recommend getting there sooner rather than later, as the yard sale vultures tend to land at the crack of dawn and usually pick the bones clean by noon. And don't be afraid to haggle; Elvira might be whimpering that you "just drove a stake" through her heart, but we all know she can afford to let go of the yoga mat for a buck and half.

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