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· It's only a matter of time before the Ken Burns doc: Viacom and CBS Corp. officially split. Viacom gets the sweet end of the deal, literally, while the CBS kids get the shaft. Big time!
· Lindsay Lohan checks herself into a hospital for an "asthma attack," the very same day a Vanity Fair interview announces to the world that her days of, um, recreational asthma attack inducement are long over. Meanwhile, her friend brings her a giant care package of drug store decoys (mouthwash, playing cards) and their accompanying embarrassing checkout item (pregnancy test).
· See, it wasn't that the Oscars didn't want an edgy comedian to host. They just wanted a white one.
· Steven Seagal is looking for a new assistant. Here's a guide for what to expect at the interview. Good luck!
· Merry Creepiness! Tom Cruise visits Katie's folks for the holidays.
· Don't Cha wish you had made other plans for New Year's Eve?
· There's going to be an Ocean's 13, and you know what that means: Turn the incestuous-rich-and-famous-movie-star-friends-circle-jerk-o-meter up a notch!
· Christian Slater and friends have an obnoxious laugh-off at the one Woody Allen movie in decades where that's inappropriate behavior.
· Gwyneth Paltrow plans on using a birthing pool to deliver her next child, though no confirmation on rumors she plans to name it Watermelon.
· Gene Shalit lets his Ennis lust get the best of him.
· Jerry Bruckheimer's Hollywood supremacy is just a little less supreme after a lousy year at the box office.