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Yesterday's news that Lindsay Lohan was recovering in Miami from a "severe asthma attack" couldn't have been better timed to coincide with today's release of a Vanity Fair story in which America's Most Suspiciously Hospitalized Sweetheart makes some shocking—shocking!—revelations: she used drugs "a little," suffered from the much more PR-friendly bulimia last year during her much-photographed "skinny phase," and that SNL's Lorne Michaels, no stranger to self-destructive talent, staged some sort of intervention after Lohan hosted his show dangerously underneath her former fighting weight.. As for her completely inconsequential dalliance with unspecified drugs, she says "I've gotten that out of my system," a statement that at first seems to indicate a newfound maturity, but on closer inspection, reveals a distressing dismissal of the crucial role played by the world-class "exhaustion technicians" of Cedars Sinai.