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· Eva Longoria spreads her own special brand of holiday anthrax cheer wherever she goes!
· Kevin Federline's website launches, and, predictably, blows. (Blows Britney's bandwidth, mind you.)
· Brad "The Ax" Grey didn't earn his nickname for nothing.
· Uma Thurman carefully looks both ways, then throws her child into oncoming traffic. (Well, not quite, but the big weekend's almost here and we can't be bothered to spend the time piecing it back together.)
· Peter Jackson must be so touched at how well his movies bring people together.
· Wow! It's 2006, and you're home. Alone. Watching Carson Daly. (SFX: GUNSHOT)
· The Short Stop is chock full of celebrity goodness!
· The beautiful people. The beautiful people.
· Mike Myers and his wife call it quits. Why didn't we see the signs?!
· Those durned South Park kids are at it again!
· That guy from that movie will be sorely missed. So will the dude from those commercials.
· Well, that's it! I'm outta here hopping a red eye to NYC. As I mentioned earlier, Monday we're off, Mark returns Tuesday, and I'll be back Thursday. Whatever you end up doing, have fun, make it safe, and see you in 2006! -S.