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· The Rev. Al Sharpton renounces his potential sitcom candidacy by announcing an even worse idea: "I'm not interested in being Archie Bunker, I'm looking forward to becoming George Bush."
· An important holiday reminder: Before the airing of the grievances, you need a Festivus Pole. [via BoingBoing]
· Even Tara Reid's brother isn't having the best year.
· If you can still resist the urge to drown yourself in a jacuzzi full of Liquid Plumr while mournfully singing "I believe that children are our future" after reading this IMterview with a 15-year-old Britney Spears fan, you're probably a better person than we are.