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.'Tis better to give than to receive, but damn if giving isn't just a big pain in the ass. We can hardly set foot in a retail store without immediately wanting to open fire on everyone we see. Obviously, we prefer the solitude of doing our holiday shopping over the internet — and so should you, what with the adorable Gawker t-shirts available at your point-and-click convenience. (Click image for close-up of art.) What better way to tell your best friend she's a total whore than with a fashionable gift?

All shirts in the Gawker Shop are printed on perv-quality American Apparel t-shirts and feature slogans worthy of a rack in Jeffrey. And so you can get your gift under the tree in time, all orders are now shipped priority mail at no extra charge. Yes, we love you that much.

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