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· If such a thing as "box office prediction software" actually worked, its inventor would be dead faster than the guy who figured out how to make cars run on tap water.
· Any story that squeezes Dolly Parton and trannies into its title gets an automatic link.
· Because you deserve a nice dick joke or five: Bryan Singer's (probable) nicknames for Brandon Routh's (alleged) enormous hog*.
· We're willing to bet these kinds of conversations aren't confined to NYC.
· And lastly, we're sad to note the all-too-quick passing of Radar, a magazine we really enjoyed (we wrote a little something for them in the first issue, in fact), and where we have friends employed. This is the part where we'd joke that we're not going to cry, but then we realized we're not stuck in a bad SNL sketch and can just be genuinely sad.