Paris Hilton's Animal Farm Shouts For Her Bourgeois Blood
The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog are two magazines obsessed with celebrity canines, regularly sniffing A-list pooch butt as skillfully as In Style and People do their owners'. Their reader poll voting the best and worst celebrity dog havers is out today, and no surprise, Paris Hilton was named hands down worst dog owner of the year:
Hilton, a 24-year-old hotel heiress and star of "The Simple Life," was voted the world's worst celebrity dog owner.
"First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then replaces that dog with a ferret, then a kinkajou monkey and then, I gather, a goat," [Editor Leslie] Padgett said in a statement. "Recently Tinkerbell was spotted back in Paris' arms. But how long will she be in favor this time?"
Padgett's goat comment was likely made in jest, and yet, once Hilton gets a whiff of the exciting new developments in Pygmy Goat engineering, it's only a matter of time before we hear high-pitched bleats coming from inside her Balenciaga, as Rolo, her toy Billy, happily chews on and swallows the entirety of its contents.
