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Friday
· Friday night music: Death by Stereo at the Troubadour, Morcheeba at the Wiltern, and exclamatory dance punk revolutionaries !!! will be at the Glass House in Pomona. (!!! also plays the El Rey on Saturday night.)
· Catch a screening of Woody Allen's latest, Match Point, at LACMA, starring Scarlett Johansson, whose lack of star power hopefully won't sink this one like it did The Island.
Saturday
· It's the 10th Annual Light Festival at Griffith Park, when your friends at the Department of Water and Power transform a one-mile stretch into a twinkling holiday wonderland.
· Phyllis Diller signs her sure to be hilarious new book, Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse at Brentano's Century City. On a completely unrelated note, Jay Leno will be appearing Vroman's to sign his effort, How To Be the Funniest Kid in the Whole Wide World (or Just in Your Class).
Sunday
· DJ AM, we know you're hurtin'. Shop your heartache away at the Community Record Fair at the Little Temple, where you can pick up used Vinyl, CDs, collectible rarities, and more.
· Catch Kathy "Cockadoodie" Bates (we know she's had an illustrious career, but she'll always be James Caan's hobbler to us) and others at Tongue Groove, an evening of short fiction, personal essays, poetry and music at the Hotel Caf .