Lindsay Lohan Stands Up Regis & Kelly
Tragic news from the world of banal morning television: at the last minute, intermittently nourished starlet Lindsay Lohan cancelled her appearance on today's episode of Live With Regis & Kelly. Internerdy chatter suggests that during an early morning segment on local radio station Z100, Lohan reportedly "ate something" in the studio that likely resulted in a painful, extended period of shaky bathroom moaning. As such, the rapidly crapping actress was unable to visit Regis & Kelly, giving the show only enough notice to cover her absence and the empty air time with idle chit-chat.
God, we hate it too when they cut our stuff with Ex-Lax.
