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· The Guilds demand a code of conduct for product integration, including full disclosure at the top of any program that features embedded ads. Later that morning, a panel of network heads moderated by Anderson Cooper is bumrushed by a disgruntled reality television writer and some WGA guerrillas. Bloody reprisals from the networks still TK, just as soon as they can find some reliable non-union labor.
· Brittany Murphy is dumped by ICM and Brillstein-Grey. In the damage-control scramble, a rep doth protest too much.
· Arianna Huffington and Yahoo! throw us a bash to remember. We offer to repay the favor by having them over to our one-bedroom apartment for our annual holiday Edward Fortyhands soiree, which they graciously decline.
· Yes, all were welcome at the Xbox party/Fake Engagementpalooza, but you really figured out where you stood in Hollywood's pecking order when it came time to hand out the lootbags.
· Jude Law and Sienna Miller rekindle lost passions in stinky, rented shoes worn by thousands of other people.
· Scoundrel Chris Klein attends the Just Friends premiere with a mysterious woman known only as "Creepier Suzanne Somers."
· Whether or not they can sing is irrelevant. They can catfight, and that's far more entertaining.
· Buster, busted: Arrested Development star Tony Hale is spotted buying his own canceled series on DVD.