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· You know what? If Paris Hilton does indeed have a monkey named Baby Luv, the poor little guy would be dead in a week from the diet of Snickers and blow. The folks from PETA should stake out Kitson and throw concrete bananas at her until she turns the pet over to the zoo.
· Bill O'Reilly and George Clooney continue their irrepressible flirting through the press. Someone should cast those guys in an art film about forbidden cowboy love and get it over with.
· The MPAA submits pirated DVDs in the dangerous street drug sweepstakes.
· Have fun going Zapruder on this clip of Mischa Barton's blurry, primetime nipple slip.
· This should teach that Brando character a posthumous lesson about being such a Grumpy Gus!