Alito Juggernaut Ruins the Girly Joy of 'Vows'
We prefer to leave the Supreme Court nomination clusterfuck to our brainy sister (those black robes are so unattractive, we can hardly feign interest), opting instead for the intellectual vanguard of the Times Sunday Styles. So you can imagine our horror when, upon our ovary-mandated perusal of the Vows section, we were confronted with the union of Begum Bengu and William Taft V:
The bridegroom is an associate in New York at Debevoise & Plimpton, the law firm. Until August, he was a clerk for Judge Samuel A. Alito Jr., the nominee for Supreme Court justice.
Christ. Well, that's one way to ruin our vagina time.
