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· The Aero Theatre in Santa Monica screens The Exorcist, at one time perhaps the scariest movie ever made. Of course, that title can now be been claimed by any number of Ben Affleck vehicles. (Ben Affleck jokes: scarier than demonic possession!)
· If Linda Blair and projectile vomiting aren't your thing, The New Beverly has a double feature of Land of the Dead and The Lost Boys, perhaps the only Corey Haim/Corey Feldman movie that can be enjoyed without irony.
· Look, scary movies are nice, but there are really only two places to be tonight: behind the double-bolted door of your home, praying that mischief makers don't sacrifice your cat, or at the West Hollywood Halloween Carnaval with five hundred thousand or so of your closest friends—assuming that your friends are Britney Spears With A Dick, Paris Hilton With A Dick, or Britney Spears Getting Sodomized By Paris Hilton With a Dick. It's all in good fun, really.