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· Marvel in carnie-oddity-fascination at the The Benson Interruption, 9:30 tonight at the UCB Theater. Starring Doug Benson of VH1's Best Week Ever, it's standup, with a twist: he can interrupt whenever he damn feels like it. Tonight's performers are Graham Elwood, Patton Oswalt and Paul F. Tompkins. If you do not laugh, we'll perform a self-pancreotomy.
· Quick and get your ass down to the Santa Monica design district for the 3rd Annual installation of Wine & Design, "a walking tour of contemporary home and office design showrooms, each offering complementary tasting(s) of regional wines in the surroundings of exceptional design." Don't get too tanked, though. You may wind up with a $75,000 Mies Van Der Rohe sectional.
· Call that cute chick you met last weekend already, you pussy, and take her to see John Cale and The Tiger Lillies at UCLA Live. What the hell are you waiting for?!