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Our totally stylin', urban (but not in the euphemism-for-black way) kissin' cousin Gridskipper provides their final scientific data on the last episode of E!s deeply unsettling 10-part excursion into the Heart of Bodyshots Darkness, Taradise, with Tara Reid its Kahlua Colonel Kurtz. The show's finale was a firm hammer blow to the final nail in Tara's career coffin, and yet why are we left with the ominous feeling that when it comes to Tara Reid there will always be more nails? And more coffins.

Well, for starters, there is another pea in her pod: her sister, Colleen. (And yes, we think their parents dropped the ball in the name-choosing department, too.):

Celebrity Antics: Colleen and Tara are very similar one of the best moments in the series is a quick audio montage of their almost identical hoarse snickering. Colleen might be a little more restrained than Tara, and maybe even a bit dimmer if that s possible, but she also appears to have gotten an even larger boob job. I mean, those melons are really prominent, especially in the plunging neckline of the girls tomato-fight outfits.

With Taradise leaving this mortal coil, we are all left with a tequila-slammer-shaped hole in our hearts. May we humbly suggest to E! a spinoff? Colleeniverse could be everything Taradise wanted to be, but more. Hoarsier. Dimmer. Boob-jobbier. Think about it. That's all we're asking.