Tom Sizemore Sex Tape Shocker: Even Paris Hilton Has Standards
Finally realizing that the even the most avid of homemade celebrity pornography connoisseurs probably have no interest in his DVD, Tom Sizemore has desperately invoked the biggest name in the amateur sex tape game in a last-ditch effort to goose sales. Says The Scoop:
Paris Hilton insists she didn’t do the deed with Tom Sizemore — despite what he says. [...]
According to Sizemore, he had a party at his house and after everyone else had left, he heard the repeated clicks of a cigarette lighter and followed the sound to his gym, where he saw Hilton, and suggested rather explicitly that the two should have sex.
“She knew what she could do to people,” says Sizemore, who claims that the next morning, Hilton climbed into a limo with the parting words, “Goin’ to Sundance. See you next week.” He makes no claims that they got together again.
Hilton says no such thing happened. “It’s disappointing that Mr. Sizemore has to use my name to sell his DVDs,” she told The Scoop in a statement issued through her spokesman. “He is not an acquaintance of mine nor have I ever had intimate relations with him.”
Truly, Sizemore has hit rock bottom—we never thought we'd see the day where we believe Paris Hilton when her publicist says she didn't have sex with someone.
