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This one requires no set-up, other than to share that two different readers swear up and down that the auctioneer did, in fact, live underneath Paris Hilton:

For about a year and a half, ending April 2003, Paris Hilton lived upstairs from me. She had just moved to L.A. from New York. This is a rental house in the Hollywood Hills—I live on the lower floor and she lived in the upper unit that occupied the second and third floor. She lived there with her boyfriend, model Jason Shaw. (This is well-documented; check Wikipedia or anywhere.) Jason still gets mail here—see the photo. We shared the laundry room. When she moved out, she left her Downey Fabric Softener and her Zout Stain Remover in there. I used them for a while, but then realized that it was selfish of me to withhold this from a clamoring public. I’m selling the Downey now and later will sell the Zout. There still are a few ounces of Downey left in there. Paris Hilton, celebrity and star of TV and movies, held this handle… and now you can too.

Hold on a second. Paris did her own laundry? Maybe we can buy that, considering her alleged dalliance with the washer-dryer was before the full-blown onset of Hiltonmania. These days she can barely be bothered to do her own coke.