Short Ends: Brad Grey Fires Himself!

· BREAKING! Filled with bloodlust and lacking anyone else exciting to fire, Paramount's Brad Grey shitcans himself! Actually, Grey dismissed the heads of Paramount Classics, news (we heard the chatter earlier today) we find somewhat unsatisfying.
· Despite earlier reports that a fire in Pasadena destroyed Wayne Manor in Pasadena, the Batman house was not harmed. Holy misidentified conflagrations, Batman, etc etc.
· How do you get Page Six to back off? Show up to their office and act cute and pouty.
· NBC Out of Ideas, Enough Already! Edition: In early November, The West Wing will beat the live-TV horse that Will & Grace killed last week.