Paris Says Goodbye To Paris, Paris Moves On
Observing the established etiquette for the public dissolution of a fake relationship, Paris Latsis waited a few days after ex-fiancee Paris Hilton's announcement that their erstaz engagement had ended before issuing his own statement, allowing the story time to reach maturity in the media:
The 22-year-old Greek shipping heir called Hilton "the most incredible woman I have ever met in my life," in a brief statement released Monday through Hilton publicist Elliott Mintz.
"I respect her decision and appreciate the very kind and generous manner in which she is handling her very difficult decision," Latsis said. "This was the best experience of my life and I will always be grateful for it."
Have you ever read an excerpt from a sweeter press release? Sigh. We haven't.
Hilton's publicists, meanwhile, never ones to allow sentiment to interfere with sacred celebuwhore tradition, immediately notified the tabloids that she is hard at work humping her way up the Greek billionaire food chain, this time with an Olsen twin's boyfriend. The publication of that gossip item officially starts the clock on the expiration of Paris Latsis' fame; he now has just one week to be "caught" mounting Lindsay Lohan in a cabana at the Tropicana Bar or fade forever into obscurity.
