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Before our buddy over at Screenhead slipped this link our way, we had never heard the term "megaphone croon." But, like virtually everything we can think of, even this old-timey form can be nudged towards artistic perfection with the application of four little words: Snakes on a Plane. We think we've found the music that must play over the closing credits as outtakes of Samuel L. Jackson clowning with an albino cobra fade in and out.

Dude—Snakes on a Plane.