Meanwhile, Three More Struggling Iowa Grads Place Heads in Ovens

From last night's Publishers Lunch weekly report:
Paris Hilton's YOUR HEIRESS DIARY: Confess It All To Me, an opportunity for fans to channel their own inner heiress as Paris shows them how to get the most fun and excitement out of every single day, again to Trish Todd at Touchstone Fireside, by Dan Strone at Trident Media Group (world English).
Wonder if she'll read this one.