We kid you not. As we speak, there's a munchkinnot just a random 'little person,' but a genuine, bona fide, friend-of-Dorothy (not in that way, silly) munchkinin the Billboard cafeteria. See for yourself:

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We'd make a joke about how we're sure a munchkin and the Billboard staff must be trading kinky-sex tips, but we won't, because some of us get our paychecks from the same place the Billboard folks do. (Have we mentioned how fond we are of Convenience Store News?) JO

Memories of a Munchkin [Watson-Guptill Publications]
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