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No, we don t mean that the world s unhappiest divorcee, Kerik-bonker and porn promoter has been reduced to abusing herself. We mean that in yesterday s Los Angeles Times, she s admitted to being a woman of a certain age (Vassar Class of 1975) while abusing New York and announcing that she s discovered this really new-fangled thingie called the Internet.

We've also got a lot to learn from what's happening on the Internet the bloggers and graphic designers and entrepreneurs who have been busy shaking up the old media hierarchies. These people are the future smart young people who love creating content and who know how to reach each other and share their ideas using every possible means, whether it's between hard covers, on the Web or on their cellphone screens. There are still talented people in New York who understand all that. But these days, with all the hassle and expense it takes to survive in that town, many of them are moving elsewhere.

You know what s really cool about the Internet and this blogging stuff? If you happen to have the 1975 Vassarion on your shelf, you throw it on this neat gadget called a scanner and bingo ... heeeeere s Judith, age 20. Bernie, eat your heart out. —MG

"Literary La-La Land" [Los Angeles Times]