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Behold the tools of literary genius.
 We interrupt today's PopeWatch to bring you the latest in our ongoing coverage of the Power Potties of the rich and famous. Today a daring correspondent delves into the 69th Street powder room/crapper of famed writer Erica Jong, author of the erotic classic Fear of Flying. The only fear in Jong's bathroom, our spy discovers, is that of having more than two square inches of available counter space. After the jump, our unauthorized documentation of the hygenic habits of the rich and famous.

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Beauty doesn't come easy, even if you're a millionaire.

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Snicker all you want, but someday you'll be slapping on the StriVectin, too.

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A brush for every orifice!

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All Chanel needs is one loyal customer, apparently.

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Diet Coke + Toilet = Multitasking!

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Evidence of research for Jong's next tome, Fear of Inadequate Skin Care.

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Lorac paid Ms. Jong $60k for this small bit of product placement.

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A cell phone, people. Jong's eroticism clearly knows no boundaries.

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You needn't hide your sticky copies of Hustler — even Erica Jong keeps her bathroom porn right out in the open!

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The world's perfume supply dwindles; Upper East Side Jewess to blame!

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Jong subtly places boobies in every nook and cranny, just in case Joyce doesn't get you off.