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Defamer is happy to pass along this exciting job notice to our readers:

Jimmy Kimmel is looking for someone to watch TV for him!

Do you love television? Do you love watching television? Well, how would you like the chance to get paid to watch it ALL DAY LONG? This is not a dream. This is real. You can earn big bucks in the high-growth, fast-paced world of watching TV. Why break your back doing manual labor when you can lay on it?! You'll laugh the hours away while scouring the airwaves for hilarious TV moments - and keep on laughing -all the way to the bank! So if you want a new job, like to watch television, and you work well WITHOUT others, let us know!

Sounds like a dream come true, doesn't it? But like everything else in life, there's a catch. Using Disney's deep pockets, they're looking to hire a sloth army of fifty thousand strong, but you have to have a Nielsen box and be willing to leave your set tuned to ABC twenty-four hours a day. Yes, even during According to Jim. We'll understand if you're no longer interested.