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With today's unveiling of celebrity weblog publishing tool TeeVeePad, helmed by pill-kicking venture capitalist/Friend-in-repose Matthew Perry, Hollywood's brightest stars and savviest executives finally have a way to directly and intimately communicate with the entertainment consumer: by blogging! TeeVeePad's ambitious launch features new online journals by the prominently-browed former LA Law superstar Harry Hamlin, midseason casting albatross Rena Sofer, and our favorite, Viacom co-president Les Moonves, where the future galactic dictator distracts himself from his plans for bloody world takeover by offering his cogitations about the CBS schedule. Should Moonves sign up another CSI franchise or plot the assassination of a key French diplomat? Read and find out!