· We have no idea if this is indeed Jonathan Safran Foer's blog — but if it is, do you think Deborah Solomon has it as her homepage? [The New Yorker]
· Hip, downtown parties: they're goth! No, they're coldwave! No, they're vampires! No, they're...so fucking over, now that they're in the Post. [NYP]
· Rosie O'Donnell loves America, too. [Once Adored]
· And finally, your daily dose of Pat O'Brien: "he used to refer to a gay African-American senior producer at 'Access Hollywood' as 'the Fruit Monkey.' To his face." Because the n-word is so last week, right? [Gatecrasher]