The Frank Gotti Book Club
In today's edition of How Frank Gotti Lost All That Weight and Became a Teen Heartthrob, in which we pick a passage at random from the still unpublished The Gotti Diet, Frank reflects on his hot, new body:
Mom says I have become a fashionista — big time. She accuses me of spending far too much time looking at myself in the full-length mirror in her bedroom.
What's wrong with that? A guy has to make sure everything looks kist right before he goes out. I may have to wear a uniform to school, but my hair has to be cool. And, hey, I'm not going over to my girl's house or out with the guys looking like a slob in baggy sweats. Not now.
It's okay to cry; you just saw this boy's soul.
