Stuck in Rehab with Pat O'Brien: The Blog

The internet once again yields one of its ephemeral, ripped-from-the-headlines entertainments, as the I'm Stuck in Rehab With Pat O'Brien blog is born.
Monday, March 21, 2005
A new resident arrived today. He showed up during group time when "Tony" was talking about the poodle he had when he was a boy. Again. [..]"Hey, folks! I'm Pat O'Brien."
"Hi, Pat O'Brien," a few of us answered back.
"We encourage residents to avoid using last names," Sheryl Anne told him.
"Hey, folks!" Pat O'Brien said. "Coming up next: Find out what famous entertainment show host has checked himself out of the limelight and into rehab."
"Well, I wonder who it could be?" "Debbie" asked.
"I think it's him," "Tony" said, pointing to Pat O'Brien.
Later: O'Brien collapses when he discovers that Wake Forest has been eliminated from the NCAA Tournament.