Booking Mary Matalin (Not The Way You Think)
The goddamn liberal media strikes again! The "activist" board members of Simon & Schuster have seen fit to pull a little affirmative action and give Republican strategist Mary Matalin her own book imprint.
Outrageous! Can you believe these liberal bastards? Anyway, here are some titles we hope to see from her still as-yet-unnamed imprint:
· I'm Okay, You're a Bald, Drawling Moron
· Leaks: How to Fix Any Leak to Your Benefit
· Men Are From Blue States, Women Are From Red States
· Cooking with Leeks: An Expert's Guide to Leeks
· Working for Dummies for Dummies
