Mario Vazquez: Ten Times More Famous Than Two Days Ago

Last night's American Idol marched bravely into the post-Mario Vazquez era, with other gay-seeming singers managing to complete their karaoke routines without issuing carefully-worded statements about "personal issues" that might preclude their continuing involvement in the competition. Vazquez, meanwhile, delivered a top ten list (a top seven, really) on Letterman. TVGasm has the audio of the list, and let's just say that his performance isn't going to make the gays at the Datalounge lose interest in him.
[Since we've received no Fez sightings from any Hollywood drinking establishments last night, we're still not convinced that Vazquez is not his alter-ego.]