Hoffman Hearts Man-marries?

Did an impaired Dustin Hoffman lose a bet at an Oscars post-party?
These pics are making the rounds (NSFW) (sorry if we're late on the uptake, but we're far too disturbed to let it pass) And we're going to assume (read: pray) that they're some kind of "special feature" from the I Heart Huckabees DVD. The potentially NSFW version is after the jump—please check your company's policy on viewing prosthetic man-jugs before clicking through.
