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We put out the call for your blind item guesses, and, as usual, you flooded our inbox with the names of suspicious celebrities. Take quick stroll with One Drive-By Blind Vice Has It* *Or One Do-Me Blind Vice Has It (Take Your Best Schtup!) before moving on to your responses:

Ted sez: "Okay, you want Letisha Swisha, the megarich, franchise-starring sweetie who stops by her pal's MTV office and gets high right outside said office worker's windows? Nah. Not low-down 'n' dirty enough, right? This randy requirement, therefore, takes us right on over to..." Read the item.

You say: Your guesses are after the jump.

You say (Letisha Swisha): You guessed that Cameron Diaz, who will star in MTV's doing-good-while-bunging-jumping-in-exotic-locales series Trippin', was the starlet that Ted claims likes to "get high" outside her "pal's MTV office." Come on, haven't you been paying attention? CD is obviously way too busy bunging jumping for the environment to have time to spark one up in Santa Monica. Some of you seized on the "megarich, franchise-starring" part and guessed Paris Hilton, while others offered up Kirsten Dunst. Others receiving guesses: virtually everyone in Hollywood in possession of a vagina.

You say (Beulah Screwya): Many of you thought that Paige Davis' stint on Trading Spaces might have been blowjob-assisted, but as everyone knows by now, she's no longer on that show. Ted wins again! Among the other guesses in this category were Rachael Ray...and...and...Star Jones and Ryan Seacrest. Excuse us while we find the first available sandblaster, which we'll use to punish the eyeballs that read those horrifying words.

And The Andy Dick Memorial “You Also Say” Item Goes To: For the second straight week, Andy Dick fails to capture his own category. Congratulations to Brett Ratner's scrotum, which won in something of a landslide.

Thanks for playing!