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The New York Observer unearths yet another gig in the multi-hyphenate career of writer/editor/publisher/educator/pirate and super hero products mogul/voice of his generation, Dave Eggers: blurb-o-mat.

Scroll down to the third item to see Eggers thoughts on Adrienne Miller ("one of the wittiest and most humane writers we have"), Judy Budnitz ("you can t turn the pages fast enough"), Curtis Sittenfeld ("crazy amount of talent"), Arthur Bradford ("very tall"), among others.

Missed was Eggers' blurb on the back of the new Corn Flakes: "provides essential vitamins and minerals... delicious in milk (serving suggestion)."
Heartbreaking Blurbs [NYO]