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Wherein we invite our readers to break the verbal 128-bit encryption protecting the identity of humpy E! gossip-hacker Ted Casablanca's weekly blind item. This week, Ted offers a drug abuse appetizer before moving on to the main course, a tale of on-set diva behavior followed by a dash of drunken, public exhibitionism. Inhale One Blind Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "... so let's move on, instead, to the predictably prissy crap that...Myrtle Mammary's been pulling while on location for her latest flick. Too funny. Apparently, Ms. M., who is indeed supertalented, doesn't believe it." Read the item.

UPDATE: You say: Your guesses are posted!