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The least dangerous rumble in the history of the world may be brewing in front of the E! building. A reader informs us about some potentially nasty red carpet-related shenigans:

The red carpet is red because of the spilled blood. There are presently two limos with four guys and four girls handing out masks of Joan Rivers promoting TV Guide Channel's coverage of the Golden Globesred carpet - IN FRONT OF THE E! BUILDING!!!

Pity those people. The guys are wearing T-shirts that look like tuxedo fronts - so very hip, if this were 1975. But the real fashion disaster is those poor girls. They're wearing long gowns emblazoned with Joan & Melissa Rivers and the TV Guide Channel logo. The masks are hilarious. They're paper, with the holes where Joan's eyes would be cut out. Proving her eyes are vacant and empty as her soul. Funny enough - there aren't any masks of Melissa. It's gotta be tough when you're the "less-talented" one.....

We can't wait until E! sends in its sumo-suited army in Star Jones masks to repel the invading Rivers clones. Then the shit's really going to hit the fan.