The Blind Item Guessing Game: Slipping Gossiper, Sloppy Seconds
Wherein we invite our readers to pick through the wreckage wrought by the prose tsunami proffered by humpy E! gossip-force-of-nature Ted Casablanca and submit their guesses about the identity of his weekly blind item. As much as it pains us to say it, we fear that Ted may be losing his touch—two of the pseudonyms in the item (luckily, not the ones of the real subjects) are laughably obvious. Still, we must soldier on! Bob up and down on One Slurping Blind Vice:
Ted sez: "I swear, some straight women are as predictable as gay men. So, there Lolly Pop is at Jason Limberlust's fabulous new Hollywood restaurant. On the strip, of course, which is so appropriate, because clothes came off, my salacious sweets." Read the item.
