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Separate the Olsen Twins for more than a couple of minutes and that high-pitched screaming in their heads drives them criminally insane. To wit, The NY Daily News' Lloyd Grove reports that Ashley Olsen and her pals went all Guns N' Roses on a bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel during a friend's party over the holidays. Predictably, the twins' personal denial machine (some call it Michael Pagnotta) lurched into action:

Ashley was at a party at the Beverly Hills Hotel for a friend's birthday. She says she left early. When she left, there was no damage to any room, and she knows nothing about it...The girls are well-traveled, and it doesn't sound like the way they behave in hotels."

Score some points for the publicist; this certainly doesn't sound like MK and Ash's usual hotel behavior. Nowhere in the story does it say that one of the twins refused to touch the room service food while the other one was one the phone with the concierge, berating him for failing to help them score some blow.