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· Britney Spears is obviously having a little fun with the public. She probably just meant she's going to shine a blacklight over Kevin Federline every time he comes home, checking for his trademark bastard batter on his clothes.
· Oliver Stone can't win. The gays say Alexander ain't gay enough, and the Bible Belt thinks it's handing out free hummers in West Hollywood. They all pretty agree that it sucks, however. It's a uniter, not a divider.
· Rush & Molly offer an up-to-the-minute briefing on Hollywood's tsunami relief efforts. If a new Boy George song can't put Sri Lanka back together again, what can?
· Open relationships, magic espresso, and, best of all, pregnant teens infect the Sims 2 universe. It's just like living in Chatsworth! (We don't even know what that means.) [via Waxy,org]
· Headline of the millennium: BLAKE'S VOMITING DIDN'T SEEM SINCERE TO WITNESSES [via BoingBoing]